Welcome to the morning productivity and anti- aggravation tool (MPAAT). Real easy to use. Simply slip your iPhone in it at night, and when you wake up in the morning, you’re reminded not to open the damn thing. Drink some coffee, read or write a little. Meditate. Voila! Say farewell to something pissing you off in the morning and starting you down a rabbit hole, and hello to a new day. At 9:00 a.m., simply slip your iPhone out and you’re ready to go. Let me know if you want me to make you one. They’re cheap.