Things We Don’t Really Do Anymore When Courting You (Except in Song)
Drive by your house
Walk down your street
Write you a letter
Call out to you
Run to you
Send a song out to you
Put a dime, quarter or dollar in the jukebox (and then lean up against it)
Go to, or climb through, your window
More elaborate things we never really did when courting you, but still sometimes do in song:
Climb your mountain
Swim your sea
Put a spell on you, or fall under YOUR spell
Take you by the hand, and make you understand, Amanda.
Things we ultimately still want to do, but only certain people can actually do, and that’s why there is song:
Liberate you
Confiscate you
Be your man
December 17th, 2009 at 8:43 pm
I always though that line was
I want to lubricate you
constipate you
throw you in my van
Can you help me with this sofa? What are you about a size 14?
December 24th, 2009 at 1:10 am
Well Joe, 7 out of 8 of the first list would be grounds for a restraining order under certain circumstances…
The first two of the second list would be criminal trespass if posted, 3rd might be protected under the first amendment, but the fourth definitely could be an assault and battery
Now the last list seems to pass constitutional muster, except for the confiscating…unless there is a claim of right, a search warrant or contra band in plain view
Wishing you and yours a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!